jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something


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