i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it
the evidence is literally right here
when your OTP have a cute moment and you’re like
my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors